I HAVE NEVER BRUSHED MY TEETH EVER IN MY LIFE...JK

Here is just something that I found very curious: This new Aquafresh toothpaste has such an oddly shaped cap that doesn't seem to enhance the bottle's functionality by any considerable degree. Don't get the wrong idea, I'm not hatin', I'm just pointing my finger at it. In-fact, I too bought this product solely for it's formal qualities. I was seduced by the strangely shaped cap and sheen metallic color, like a toothpaste from the future...neato!